Wanna know a secret? Olympia is like Bellingham, but with jobs. And just a little bit dirty. Weird and dirty. And that's just how we like it. It's not everybody's cup o' tea. Most of Seattle won't dare pull their Teslas and German luxury cars off I-5 to come check us out. And that's how we like it too. We're like Seattle was... fifty freakin' years ago.